Moose Love

I married a Moose
But little did I know,
That a Moose longs for love...

So for my Moose
I bought a Jug
Of friendly Moose Mateus...

Now, Moose Mateus
For your Moose
Is not a gift that’s dug...

For a Moose’s love
Cannot be bought
With the contents of a jug....